brilliant idea

pay me by the hour and d0n't take any of my advice....

I don't like the way it looks

Are you the target market, moron?

You a designer? Does your taste suck?

the web site isn't for you buddy....

The wouldn't dare treat anyone like they treat the web guy

newsletters and blogs

You gotta just keep hammering them. daily posts even if it is crap. just keep adding to it.

Here is a sure bet, whenever the client says he will update the blog or newsletter every so often, once a week, once a month, whatever, make a bet with him and bet good money. THEY CAN"T DO IT EVER!

managing multiple sites for SEO

http://www.webceo.com

web pages with no scrolling

ring ring
I want my web pages so it all fits on one page and you don't have to scroll.


You are a @@#$@#$. (hang up phone)

psd to html services

psd to html

might be worth a try

http://www.htmlburger.com/